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So Yeah, Carrie Bradshaw Really Loves “Hamilton”
Doo doo doo do do do do… bus running over a puddle, aaand, splash! Make way for fashion! Fashion is here! The other hos at the Meth Gala, I’m sure, bowed down and squirted out a tear or two last night...
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In The Words Of Michelle Visage: “Is This Your Best Drag?”
When I heard that the theme for the 2016 Met Gala was technology in fashion, I naturally assumed an artsy ~fashion~ type like Lady Gaga would go all-out. I was expecting she’d show up looking like...
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If Marge Simpson Went Goth And Lost Her Brows In A Meth Lab Explosion…..
And I didn’t know that Backdoor Farrah got a job as a reporter (no offense to that reporter in the bronze sequined top thing in the back). Anna Wintour and the other foolery providers of the Met Gala...
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There’s No Ball Without The Grand High Witch
A night of magic! A night of enchantment! Oh, the fantasy of fashion! Bringing to life stories of yore and shit. All manner of creatures made their way to the Meth Gala last night, so strong was the...
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KStew, RPattz, And FKA Twigs All Went To The Met Gala, And Somehow The Earth...
FKA Twigs: “And remember, darling – don’t be photographed anywhere near her, or my Twitter mentions are fucked.” Robert Pattinson: (too hypnotized by her FKA Crotch to respond) Last year’s undisputed...
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Why Aren’t There A Bunch Of Dropped Panties On The Floor?
Everyone must’ve kept heir vagines bare last night and didn’t wear chonies, because as soon as the Met Gala co-chair Idris Elba hit the carpet, panties should’ve dropped like Carly Fiorina introducing...
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I Guess That Pretty Much Answers The Question: “Is Kerry Washington Pregnant”
When two sources “confirmed” that Kerry Washington had another baby growing in her belly yesterday, I made a joke that Kerry would confirm it herself by posing on the red carpet of the Met Gala with...
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Who Dared To Be Rude To Basement Baby At The Met Gala?
After everyone saw that video from 2014 of Solange going all Basement Baby Ali (“float like a moth ball, sting like a bee“) on Jay-Z in an elevator after the Met Gala, you’d think that people would...
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Demi Lovato Is Pissed That Nicki Minaj Didn’t Tag Her In An Instagram Picture
I know that headline feels like a mistake but yes, you read it correctly. Demi Lovato is legit angry at Nicki Minaj for not tagging her in an Instagram picture. First Solange blindly calls out a rude...
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Demi Lovato Hated The Met Gala So Much She Almost Broke Her Sobriety
Considering the number of broads who come out and say how miserable Anna Wintour’s annual May ass kissing spectacle (also known as the Met Gala) is, the guest list is eventually just going to be Anna,...
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